Chasing Seagulls











{April 30, 2009}   Beer Run

The first time I skipped school to have fun, I was in the first half of my sophomore year. There was a guy named D. that drove my brother and I to school in this really huge and ugly station wagon. We called it “The Hearse”. It got about 8 miles to the gallon, so instead of spending our lunch money as we were supposed to, we gave it to D. for gas money. As ugly as The Hearse was, it was still better to drive to school rather than riding the bus with the rest of the geeks.

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{April 17, 2009}   Sticky Situation

I got another Cancun story for you. It also involves being drunk, as do most of my Cancun stories. I was drunk almost every day for 2 years. Not a good way to live your life, but at the time, it was the only thing I had to keep me going.

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{April 17, 2009}   Sex, Drugs, Etc.

I noticed that when I tagged a post with the word SEX, I got more hits than from any other post. It makes sense. Sex is important to people. But what exactly do people expect to see when they search for sex? When I searched myself, I didn’t see anything other than posts with the vague mention of sex. Nothing gooey. Nothing nasty. But, I didn’t search too far and I can’t read the foreign language blogs, so I could be wrong. I know if I searched for blogs about sex, I would want juicy details. Or maybe not. Sex is a complicated beast. So, here for your viewing pleasure, is another sex-y post…

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{March 17, 2009}   Mexican Jail, Vol.2

Okay, so, continuation…

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et cetera