Chasing Seagulls











{April 30, 2009}   Beer Run

The first time I skipped school to have fun, I was in the first half of my sophomore year. There was a guy named D. that drove my brother and I to school in this really huge and ugly station wagon. We called it “The Hearse”. It got about 8 miles to the gallon, so instead of spending our lunch money as we were supposed to, we gave it to D. for gas money. As ugly as The Hearse was, it was still better to drive to school rather than riding the bus with the rest of the geeks.

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{April 30, 2009}   Prom Night

In an earlier post, I mentioned that I stole my prom dress. This reminded me of my prom and I thought it would make a nice story.

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{April 19, 2009}   Shoplifting Sprees

When I was seventeen years old, I went through a phase where I stole shit. I never stole from people, just stores. And I was pretty damn good at it, if I do say so myself. I owe a lot of my booty to an old brown corduroy jacket I got at a yard sale for a dollar. I loved that jacket. It was a men’s suit jacket (it went with my grunge look at the time) so it was a little big on me and the sleeves covered most of my hands. Perfect for shopping…five-finger-style.

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