Chasing Seagulls











{March 21, 2009}   Witchboard

(This was originally published on Halloween ’07.  I’m leaving it as is.)

I have a ghost story and a something-wicked-this-way-comes story. Since both will take some telling, I decided that one will be early morning (still Devil’s Night) and the other will be later tonight (i.e., real Halloween). So the question is, which one is more suited to real Halloween?

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{March 21, 2009}   Self-Help

I think everyone should read this.

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{March 21, 2009}   Ramblin’

I downloaded one of my favorite movies yesterday — Where the Day Takes You. It actually took four days to download from a torrent site and the quality is terrible, but I wanted to see it that bad. If anyone has a better version of it, please let me know. (Update: I did find a better version and now have it burned on a dvd.)

When I first saw this movie as a kid, I thought that it would be cool to be homelessno parents, no rules, no responsibility. Little did I know that I would get to find out. Really, how many people get to live the reality of their favorite movie?

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{March 17, 2009}   Mexican Jail, Vol.2

Okay, so, continuation…

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{March 17, 2009}   Mexican Jail

Got a couple of stories for you.

About four or five years ago, I was living in Cancun, Mexico. If you’ve ever been there, you understand that the local past-time is drinking. And what a lot of the young tourists are most afraid of is ending up in a Mexican jail. There are such horror stories told that I thought that I would share my experiences.

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{March 16, 2009}   Chasing Seagulls

When I was going to write the book of my life, I was going to name it Chasing Seagulls. Of course, as interesting as I think my life has been, I know that other people might not think it’s that big a deal. So writing up my experiences in a blog saves me the embarrassment of finding out that no one would be interested in my life, while still giving me the joy of putting it all down on…screen. Or whatever. Also, the people in my life have all heard these stories and are tired of me repeating them when I forget that…yeah, I told you this one. So, here goes.

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{March 16, 2009}   No Holds Barred

I want to make something understood right now. I’m not going to hold anything back. I don’t know if other people really reveal everything about themselves in these things, or if it’s all just sugar-coated bullshit, but for my part, it’s the low-down, nitty-gritty. If I tell a story and I have to tell you about the drugs I was on, or the guy I was fucking, or some nasty shit that happens in real life, then that’s what’s going down. I haven’t had a pretty, Brady-Bunch, powdered-doughnut life. I’ve grown up on the dirty side. I spent twelve years on drugs, so that’s definitely going to be an influencing factor. I’ve made a lot of stupid decisions and done a lot of stupid things. But if things hadn’t happened the way they did, I wouldn’t be where I am today. And I’m happy with my life. I have a good man, I get to travel the world, and I don’t worry about everyday bullshit.

I thought about giving a synopsis of who I am and what I’m about, but I don’t think I’m going to give it to you all in one dose. It might be too overwhelming. So when it relates to something I’m talking about, I’m going to put it out there. If you don’t like it, go read something else.



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